HOW TO EXPLAIN YOUR LIFE TO PEOPLE YOU DON’T CARE ABOUT

Early 20’s, unemployed, introvert.

Is that it?  ok well, no. I am average looking, average height at 5’7″, bad posture, hairy legs and I like peanut butter in my oatmeal.

I also like wearing unflattering clothes, and sleeping until noon.

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I am single.

And I am not mingling.

If anything, my last flirting attempt was an awkward drunken eye contact with my Uber driver last friday. I was sitting in the back and I saw his eyes in the rear view mirror, and then he looked at me, and that was it.

I like taking Lift better anyway, and is it really cheaper?

I should really google that.
32I am quiet by nature.

Yes, people can be quiet by nature, its genetic.

It’s complicated, because people always want to know your opinion about…everything. And although I have a lot to say and I have very thorough ideas about different topics, I not always want to share them.30

I like gay porn.

I also like seeing what other people do with their personal lives. Isn’t it fascinating? I like feeling exposed, and I like not knowing what to do with my life.

And I also like tequila.

I like how it makes me feel, or rather

how it makes me not feel.